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| User: | umbitchy (44487) |
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| Name: | Joey Mnemonic | |||||||||
| E-mail: | memorycharm@gmail.com | |||||||||
| Bio: | For community purposes: YES! I am well over 18.. In fact, I just turned 27. Which makes me legal to do just about everything, including running for most political offices. The only reason my birth month and date aren't in my profile is for security reasons. I've been a victim of identity theft in the past, and don't want anyone getting grabby with too much personal info, you know? Kthx! I am Joey Mnemonic. Joey Mnemonic is I. Like many, I have migrated my fannish doings to IJ in the great westward migration from LJ. I like Dolores Umbridge. A lot. Much more than any of you do, noobz. If she was thin, pretty and blonde, we wouldn't even be having this discussion. Lookism is a bitch and it pisses me off like woah. I write a lot of crap. A lot of it is about the Ministry of Magic. Hurrah for corrupt fictional governments! Stats: Age: Old enough to know better, young enough not to give a damn Sex: preferably involving characters over 18 Writes: HP fan fiction, nasty stories featuring characters everybody hates, paeans to Dolores Jane Umbridge Yay: Dolores Umbridge, Horace Slughorn, Igor Karkaroff, Severus Snape, Rufus Scrimgeour, Peter Pettigrew, Percy Weasley (before he apologized to his family), the Crouches, Cornelius Fudge, Gilderoy Lockhart, Albus Dumbledore, Aberforth Dumbledore, Bellatrix Lestrange, Andromeda Tonks, Fenrir Greyback, Slytherin, stories that don't end happily for ending happilyness' sake, gen, het and (femme)slash involving any of the above, or any other minor and/or violently hated characters Nay: Lucius Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Sirius Black, Tonks/Lupin, Sirius/Lupin, underage sex (LOLZ! I know, I know. Why leave LJ if you hate chan? But I did), mindless Marauder-worship. Gag me. Bullying isn't cute or sexy, especially when the bullies still haven't repented after 20 years. Gryffindor favoritism. Being scolded for having the temerity to like Umbridge. Seriously. Blow me. Meh.: All other Weasleys, most cannon ships other than T/L, boring jokes about Aberforth's sex life. Note: Unless I already know you, or it seems we have a lot in common, I genuinely don't friend back. Please don't take that the wrong way. | |||||||||
| Interests: | 37: augustus rookwood, avery, bloody quills, cornelius fudge, crouch/percy, death eaters, dolores jane umbridge, dolores umbridge, dumbledore/grindelwald, femmeslash, gellert grindelwald, harry potter, high inquisitor, hogwarts high inquisitor, horace slughorn, hp rare pairings, hp rare pairs, igor karkaroff, luna lovegood, not telling lies, padfoot/wormtail, percy weasley, percy/crouch, peter pettigrew, sirius/peter, slash, slughorn, the deathly hallows, the ministry of magic, umbridge, umbridge/anyone she pleases, umbridge/fudge, umbridge/lockhart, umbridge/ofc, walden macnair, wormtail, xenophilius lovegood | |||||||||
| Schools: | Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom (1991 - 1998) | |||||||||
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| Friend of: | 8: 3pipeproblem, bleaknimue, blue_braces, eska_rina, freckles42, hp5freak, ladybrighid3333, pennswoods | |||||||||
| Member of: | 4: albus_gellert, hp_beholder, hp_rarepairs, snarry_games | |||||||||
| Account type: | Free Patient | |||||||||
